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if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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(via sewmeuptight)
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my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
(via themonkeyisdead)
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i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
(via matidl)
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I have been enlightened
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(via i-assume-youre-done)
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Peter Pan outline, cut out and put on top of lamp shade
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where does wind even come from?????
(via softtitty)
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what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
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(via i-assume-youre-done)
